i’m a wild child

so, i have absolutely to desire to buy yarn for “stash”. none at all. if i do i can feel it haunting me, calling out with its little voice “make me into something, make me into something.” and that is both creepy and irritating. However, i have discovered the chink in my armor- knitting accessories. the pretty little stitch markers, the row-counters, the circular needle sets, they all call to me. i mean, they will make my knitting so much easier, more convenient. how can i resist? while trawling the web i found this latest labor-saving device from knitpicks

so, we can agree that it is completely pointless, would probably tangle the skein, and get strangers to cross to the other side of the street, but oh how i want one.